17: George replies to Eleanor “I am glad to hear it :) yes it is - it was such a good night! Hope all is well and you’re behaving yourself! Haha x” to which Eleanor replies “I’m always on my best behaviour! Hope your thumb has fixed itself! See you soon xx” ( x ).17: About 45 minutes later, George, Woody’s son, tweets Eleanor for the first time “glad to see you have joined the revolution ell, hope you are ok :)” to which Eleanor replies “Georgeee! I’m fine thank you babe :) I recognise your picture, is that from new year?! Xx” ( x ).17: Woody Darling, Jay’s best friend, then tweets Eleanor for the first time 3 minutes later no and had their own party #nottobeseenwiththeoldies x' ( x ).17: Dan tweets Eleanor “The lady that doesn’t tweet is now on Twitter! Hiya lovely how are you? Xx” to which Eleanor replies “I am indeed! Hello! I’m very well thank you :) how are you? Receovered from your lads holiday?! Haha x'.17: Harry tweets “#ReasonsToGetNaked” at 4:16PM ( x ).

17: Louis also retweets Liam’s tweet tweeted during the signing: “Hey Dallas 1D fans we are selling MORE tickets to the grand prize event at the stone briar mall today.17: Harry retweets Liam’s tweet tweeted during the signing: “Hey Dallas 1D fans we are selling MORE tickets to the grand prize event at the stone briar mall today.17: Signing at Wal-Mart in Somerdale, NJ at 2PM Local time “Harry, Harry, Harry, Hazza!” and “Are you and Louis dating” ( x | x | x | x | x | x | x | x | x | x ).17: Eleanor begins to tweet her own update accounts and 1D Fans around 1:30 pm EST ( x ).17: Boys arrive at Wal-Mart to board fire truck around 12:20PM.17: Louis tweets James Corden “Right then when I get back I wanna see how big Max has got ! Hope all is good with you.” ( x ).The first trip wasn’t last minute, and the set-up was completely and hilariously intentional.īut Louis and especially Harry didn’t stop for anybody. The ground suddenly disappears beneath me and I plummet through the clouds.This one had been planned at the very least for a couple of weeks. I introduce myself as a big fan and he responds, “Shit, one of these guys again.” He gets up and says something to a nearby angel, who glances over in my direction. Figures from throughout human history are there, and I immediately spot Galba, the sixth emperor of the Roman Empire. I die.ġ0:23 P.M.-I am welcomed at the pearly gates of Heaven. “No, my name is Doug,” says a bystander named Doug. I touch my torso and my hands are covered in blood. I am deep in thought about Roman roads when I am suddenly struck by a pickup truck. Dejected and alone, I aimlessly wander the streets-a vast network of roads, much like those which traversed the Roman Empire, in that they were also roads. My tears flow like water through an aqueduct.ġ0:17 P.M.-I leave the restaurant. I ask her how often she thinks about it and she says never, which is obviously a lie. I ask her what I did wrong, and she says I talk about the Roman Empire too much. It quickly becomes apparent that she’s breaking up with me. He tells me I’m fired, which has me once again thinking about the fire swords.Ħ P.M.-I’m out to dinner with my girlfriend. I explain to him about the fire swords, but that makes him even more upset. My boss pulls me aside and tells me that my performance has been suffering. In my defense, in my daydream the gladiators were fighting each other with fire swords.Ģ:54 P.M.-The meeting is over. asks me for my opinion, but I’ve been daydreaming about gladiators and have no idea what we’re even talking about.

We’re on the cusp of acquiring a lucrative new account, and everyone is discussing our strategy for how to close the deal. Linda says she’ll think about it.Ģ:30 P.M.-Big meeting with the C.E.O. “ Vespasian or Caligula,” I repeat, loudly. I suggest Vespasian or Caligula, but she doesn’t seem to hear me. Linda, who is seven months pregnant, says she can’t decide what to name her baby. He tells me it’s too vague and that he needs something more concrete, which makes me think about the Roman Empire’s revolutionary use of concrete in its infrastructure.ġ2:45 P.M.-I eat lunch with my co-workers. Surveying the remains, I quip, “Geez, this place looks like it was sacked by the Visigoths.” No one responds.ġ0:30 A.M.-My boss comes by my office to discuss a proposal I submitted. Everyone is in the kitchen, where Greg’s birthday doughnuts have largely been devoured.

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